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Vous avez le choix entre deux types de conseils

                    

 

Conseils sérieux 

Conseils amusants

 

 

 

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Conseils sérieux

 Widom how-to

Hélas, je n'ai pas de conseils sérieux à vous donner! 

Je vous ai bien eu.

Ha! ha! Ha!

 

I am not entitled to give any tips to anyone.

You have been had. Haven't you?

Ha! ha! Ha!

Pour vraiment éviter toute frustration Cliquez sur le saxophoniste pour lire mes conseils amusants

 

  In order to avoid all frustration Click the mouse over the trumpet player  for my funny tips

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Conseils amusants - Silly tips

 

1- Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

2- Pour vous faire remarquer portez des chaussettes de couleur différentes  - Wear socks of different colours , one for each foot, and get noticed.

3- At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.  -  Invité à souper il faut manger sagement mais pas trop comme il faut, et parler comme il faut  mais pas trop sagement.

-W. Somerset Maugham, novelist, dramatist, and short-story writer (1874-1965)

4- Burn not your house to fright away the mice.

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6.Save your money - someday it may be worth something.

7. "We should make things as simple as possible, but not simpler." (Albert Einstein)

8. It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

9. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

10. When everything else fails, read the instructions.

11. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

12. You must rest during the day so you can sleep at night.

13. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

14. Don't be superstitious; it brings bad luck.

15. Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them.

16. Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.

17. To find a policeman in a hurry, double-park.

18. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

19.  Cut back on the caffeine!  - Arrêtez la caféine!

20. Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.

21. Stop snoring. - Arrêtez de ronfler! 

29. Illiterate? Write for free help!

30. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

31. If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.

32. Don't drink and drive, you might spill some.

33. Be kind to your children; They choose your nursing home.
 

 

               

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